The Five (and a bit) Rules of Saab Ownership Today

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12/08/2014 at 22:32 • Filed to: Saab

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I wasn't too dismayed when I saw Steve Lang point out that Saabs were auction poison, as the high-volume risk-averse nature of auctions really isn't suited for this kind of hipster bait. Some of us, though, can't or refuse to help our Stockholm Syndrome, but the no-longer recent demise of the company still casts a shadow over the experience of owning a Saab. If you're one of us koolaid-guzzlers feeling antsy about your Saab, or are tempted by some quirky Swedish steel but are wary about parts and servicing, here are five tips that have made my post-bankruptcy Saab experience more tolerable. They can be applied to pretty much any discontinued or orphaned car, so use as you see fit.

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1. Find a local parts guy

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The morbid upside of plunging used-car values and easy totaling of crashed cars is the increased availability of cars being taken apart for their parts. Some general and specialized junkyards do a brisk business in Saab parts, but those can be few and far between. Living in the Boston Area, I'm lucky enough to know a few nearby Saab fanatics with big basements and photographic memories, and they've been my go-to people for things like bodywork and electrics that break once in a blue moon but are still exorbitantly pricey if purchased new.

2. Find an experienced Saab mechanic

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When I bought my first Saab, this was the sight that greeted me when I pulled into the lot of ABJ Auto Repair for a post-purchase inspection. It needed some work done right off the bat, but I knew I was in good hands when I saw what other cars the shop was working on at the time. As a bonus, their head mechanic has a 9000 with slightly higher mileage than me (at the time, 335k vs. 205k), so I knew that he'd seen everything that I was going to see and could flag them as they came up.

2a. (wintry climes only) Find the rust

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Saabs have a reputation for being great in the snow, though it was born of a time when FWD was a relative rarity, and there's nothing inherent in a Saab that can't be matched by any car with a good set of snow tires. Unfortunately for them, that also means moisture, salt, and corrosion; even Swedish steel will rust after many salty winters. I've turned away from many 900s that drove fine but had terminal rust problems in places like chassis rails or suspension mounts. For more manageable issues, like door bottoms and rear wheel liners on the 9000, be prepared to suck it up and either pay the body shop or do it yourself, properly. Alternately, don't do as I did and get blinded by the Saab mystique before inspecting the thing properly.

3. Find a good internet forum

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This is true of just about any car you own, but an online community is an invaluable source of information when you need it and commiseration when you can't find the information. The three that I use are saabnet.com, saabcentral.com, and saabscene.com.

4. Find the meets

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Larz Anderson Auto Museum near Boston has an annual Swedish Car Day in the fall, where Saabs (and that other brand) of all vintages gather, and owners swap parts, stories, and plans. There's a big one on the East Coast in conjunction with Imports@Carlisle in Pennsylvania, and the national Saab Owner's Club rotates its annual meets around the US. Most places in college towns and big metro areas, sometimes in conjunction with a generous mechanic or shop, will have some sort of periodic meet-up.

5. Find your own road

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Lastly, just drive the darn thing! Whether it's a long road trip to stretch the legs and exercise the turbo of a 9000 Aero, or an around-town jaunt in a classic 96 to bait the tourist cameraphones, remind yourself as often as you can just what first drew you to a Saab (or Saabs) in the first place.

I still have my 9000, by the way. It's 19 years and 233,312 miles young. Here's to the next moon shot, and whether NASA or I get there first.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Viggen9er3 > Someone Else's Projects
12/09/2014 at 05:57

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I abide by all these rules!


Kinja'd!!! Eazy-O > Someone Else's Projects
12/09/2014 at 08:02

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Hear, hear!

I'm on around 200k miles. Speedo's dead, which makes the mileage reading dead too. :)

Unfortunately, I had rules 1 and 2 covered, but my guy moved...


Kinja'd!!! tylinol > Someone Else's Projects
12/10/2014 at 15:14

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As someone who is looking very hard for a 9000 Aero as my next daily driver (to complement my Alfa Romeo Milano - Spaghetti & Meatballs!) I both appreciate this post and feel ready to tackle the challenge. Now I just need a bunch of Torx sockets.


Kinja'd!!! Eliteboi > Someone Else's Projects
12/10/2014 at 21:05

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I also drive a 9k. I'm on Saablink!


Kinja'd!!! Viggen9er3 > Eazy-O
12/12/2014 at 05:16

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cray cray talk. How do you drive without the speedo? I'm sure there is a "willing" GM dealer near you that can fix it...... unless you are getting a new car?


Kinja'd!!! Eazy-O > Viggen9er3
12/12/2014 at 06:48

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Driving without speedo is easy, I managed to teach my ex- and current girlfriend. :) The tach still works so:

1st gear: whatever

2nd @ 1750 rpm: 30kph
2nd @ 2000 rpm: 40kph

3rd @ 1750 rpm: 40kph
3rd @ 2000 rpm: 50kph

4th @ 1750rpm: 50kph

4th@ 2000rpm: 60kph

5th @ 2000rpm: 90kph
5th @ 3000rpm: 130kph*

That pretty much covers most of the speed limits around here. Easy increments. These values are for the E gearbox on 16" / 55 tyres. *To be honest, I'm not too sure about this last one, but I am never on highways, since that costs $140 extra per year and I never need it. My 9000 is strictly a B-road cruiser. :)


Kinja'd!!! briannutter1 > Someone Else's Projects
01/19/2015 at 12:49

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Take it to the Swedish Solution in Cleveland. They breath these cars.